The Mexican Titty Bar Tour

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  1. LaOutbackTrail

    LaOutbackTrail Certified Smartass

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    The short of it is that you can get to Real on about 80% dirt... maybe more if you spend a little more time exploring... there seemed to be sort of a rush that day....

    Are the CRF's street legal? or does that really matter in Mexico? I'm going to trailer down to Galeana on the next go round... probably park behind the Hotel Magdalena.
  2. LaOutbackTrail

    LaOutbackTrail Certified Smartass

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    I forgot to mention that this was my best "Gaspipe" impression.... minus altoids.
  3. zoid

    zoid Dirty Old Hippie

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    Really enjoyed the RR. I got suckered in by the titties and stayed for the good picatures and writing. Besides, titties are blocked here at work and bikes ain't. However, i do like saying titties.
  4. Italiaphile

    Italiaphile Been here awhile

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    We didn't have any moose titties in the thread but there was a photo of an old goat dry humping a stuffed bear. :eek1
  5. LaOutbackTrail

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    I did get some goat titties in the report somewhere..... :lol3
  6. jfdirtybiker

    jfdirtybiker Roads are to explore

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  7. LaOutbackTrail

    LaOutbackTrail Certified Smartass

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    You must provide excellent ride reports and be an ADVgawd. :deal
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    jfdirtybiker Roads are to explore

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  9. mrkartoom

    mrkartoom Lurker Extraordinaire

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    I just found this report and must compliment you on it. It is a very enjoyable and entertaining read. I'm still back on page 12, but wanted to post up and give kudos. I'll finish it up asap, as I'm sure it only gets better. Thanks for taking us with you. :thumb
  10. LaOutbackTrail

    LaOutbackTrail Certified Smartass

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    Thanks for enjoying.

    I should have another Mexico ride report soon... (well, in May)
  11. LaOutbackTrail

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    Its been a while, but I thought I'd add good video of the trip...
    Episode I
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    Episode II
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    Episode III
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  12. xdbx

    xdbx Motorcycle Connoisseur

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    Waiting for Episode III!!! :clap
  13. LaOutbackTrail

    LaOutbackTrail Certified Smartass

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    Its up. For some reason, my connection would mess up, not allowing Episode III to upload.

    But, alas, I got it. Enjoy.

    Total video run time is about 50 minutes.

    Edit: I'm missing a few minutes...:confused
  14. Trailblazer

    Trailblazer no cualquier gringo

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    Kool videos, Scott.
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    LaOutbackTrail Certified Smartass

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    Gracias, Senior Otto.
  16. joenuclear

    joenuclear Still here....

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    Awesome RR and videos. Thanks!
  17. Dr. Zombo

    Dr. Zombo I need a bike ...

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    Just plowed through this all -- I suppose a KLR650 would have no issues down there ;)

    Thanks for the awesome RR and the...wait. Where were the TITS?!
  18. DualSportDispatch

    DualSportDispatch Been here awhile

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    Several times on the libre road back to Reyones we were passing trucks and my KLR was making funny sounds. It was at this point I realized that I was still in 4th trying to go 70 and the rev limiter was kicking in. This was the only funny noise I heard from the bike the whole trip. That being said I've since sold my KLR and replaced it with an xr600. Good bike that KLR.
  19. LaOutbackTrail

    LaOutbackTrail Certified Smartass

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    Coming to the bright side of Honda machines. :evil

    Trying to go 70 and revving it out? Oh you must mean when I bumped it up to around 90 and you were trying to keep up! My neck still hurts...
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  20. r-man

    r-man Been here awhile

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    So... lemme see if I get this:

    Thread title includes "Titties"

    You ride through mexico... and Monterrey (which is THE capital of what passes for high class titty bars in Mexico).

    And, while it was a GREAT ride report, you can't take even ONE pic of some nice titties?


    ...Next time you're going to hit Monterrey, email/pm me,a nd I'll give you directions to a very nice, safe booby bar :D