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Discussion in 'Australia' started by Beet, Sep 12, 2019.
Crop circles? Aliens?
Inukskuk (they are good)?
Might be just the old Greenfield pulling to the right a bit
Bake (muffins) for Bathurst (1000?)
I dunno'... but I am fairly certain I have never seen those words used in the same sentence before... ever.
Was having a bit of a craving on the weekend, I knocked up a batch of old fashioned Aussie meat pies...
Nice troy safari carpente. Nothing beats a good old Aussie meat pie. Did you use Camel or Donkey meat?
Nah... neither of those are in ready supply here in Scandwegia... usually just have to make do with elk or moose, if ya' can't get hold of some good quality llama...
Nnooooo. Not the Moose.
What...? Who doesn't love chocolate moose...?
Put a gate in the top fence so once the lambs have grown and the weeds are down I can move them to another paddock. Now close your eyes if you don’t like nakedness. If I get band for this I accept my punishment.
The neighbour above our land, we have had issues with. So while doing my work on said gate he’s out there filming me. I’m in that sort of frame of mind I strip naked but leaving my boots on and continue working while said neighbour continues filming. I felt so liberated. Telling the wife and grandchildren when they came home had them rolling with laughter.
That’s funny Beetle, I had issues with a neighbour in Tas that eventually ended in court and it’s a shitty shitty situation, humour is an excellent weapon.
“It’s a Horror movie, right there on my GoPro, a Horror Movie, right there. . “.
(With apologies to Skyhooks.)
"Nanna... why is Poppy only wearing his boots on - out working in the yard...?"
"... he knows that I had wash day yesterday sweetheart - and next - isn't until Friday ... but he cleans his own boots..." .
Puts a whole new twist to the phrase; "gettin' the tools out"...
... well played Sir Beet !
I highly recommend reindeer...
Oh yeah, I finished it, it’s registered and working.
You have to tenderize it prior to consumption though Wardy...
Done the courts, local council and the cops more times than I care to think about. I have lost all respect for all. It’s taken me years to mentally come to terms with the situation. All the best to all.
had 1 in tumbarumba
old bloke always using binoculars to look at what we were doing
the look on his face when he was snooping around and saw this watching him
my defense i didnt own binoculars
I spent years Beet waiting for the day to catch the cunt alone so I could belt fuck out of him, cunning prick always had others around. I walked into the local one arvo and it was just him and me, arsehole took off leaving $50 in change and a necked bottle of scotch on the bar (raging alcho). Barman yelled after him, I said it’s OK mate I’m his neighbour I’ll drop it off.
I was the same mate, didn’t trust neighbours for years after, we are bloody lucky to have great people around us now. Takes a lot of time, energy and effort to be a cunt, takes creativity and a sense of humour to dance naked. Good on ya for taking the high road Beet.
So Beet, should we keep an eye out for you on YouTube?