This Place Is Boring

Discussion in 'Alaska' started by KHud, Dec 13, 2010.

  1. Juvat

    Juvat Been here awhile

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    In a drunken stuper, this man falls of the San Francisco bridge, a missing person flyer is put out, his wife's hysterical, and the Coast Guard is frantically looking. They soon come upon the body, needless to say and their were four Dungeoness crabs and three lobsters attached to the man. The Coast Guard notifies his wife, and says that there is bad news, good news, and really good news.
    She states, "What's the bad news?" The Coast Guard replies, "We found your husband's body." She asked, "Well what's the good news?" The Coast Guard replies, "We found four Dungeoness crabs and three lobsters." The wife replies, "Oh my! Well than, what is the reallly good news?" The Coast Guard then replies, "Well we're going to pull him up again tomorrow!"
  2. KHud

    KHud Survivor Supporter

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    You forgot someone.... don't forget the teach.
  3. AKmud

    AKmud Muddy Gruver

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    I think she got it for some voodoo ritual or something..... :huh

























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  4. MotoMamma

    MotoMamma Living Life

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  5. legion

    legion Honking the Horn

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  6. HayDuchessLives

    HayDuchessLives Loquita

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    Hey, why are you instigating folks to insult me and/or my lovely DR and say rude things about AlcanRider and Fite? Are you too chicken to do it yourself? :y0! :D

    Why pick on me? I've been sort of quietly minding my own business, nursing sore muscles, pondering the incapacitated brain cells that caused me to purchase a KLR, from a delusional Geezer.

    Blood rites and voodoo? :huh Based on what I have seen during my limited riding experience, KLRs seem to break down without any sort of special blood rites or voodoo. If I do any voodoo, it would be to help all the Alaskan KLRs perform as dependably and reliably as my DR performs. :clap :lol3

    Cappy - I thought you were my friend???? :cry You shouldn't let bored troublemakers from Fairbanks unduly influence you. I don't know if AlcanRider wears Depends, but I saw a couple boxes of Depends in his house in Slana. That's a good one! :clap:poser

    Let the good times roll! :norton









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  7. beamertwin

    beamertwin Paul

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    Pour another glass
    give the cylinder a spin
    turn on a light.
    QUOTE=AKBeemer;14913877]Somebody say something rude about Fite or Alcan Rider....

    or

    Insult Haywhatshername....

    Do something for God's sake.



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  8. Fighter

    Fighter Head Gruver

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    :lurk:lurk:lurk:lurk:lurk:lurk :evil
  9. Tom S

    Tom S Can I ride it? Supporter

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    Hang in there. I'll get to ya pretty soon. :evil :lol3
  10. flybynitetours

    flybynitetours Been here awhile

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    For those that might like to ride, and maybe have a bike in the southwest (AZ) www.dualsportdesertdaze.com is having another ride. Be there, be square. rw
  11. HayDuchessLives

    HayDuchessLives Loquita

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    One afternoon Cappy and AKBeemer just happened to run into each other at a baseball game. They compared notes on which seat(s) had the biggest ass-ets, including ample viewing (and possibly riding) pleasure. :deal Being they were slightly inebriated and very opinionated, things got a little heated. They ditched their significant others to strut around the bleachers, looking for the seat with the biggest ass-et to prove their point. <?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:eek:ffice:eek:ffice" /><o:p></o:p>
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    Lo and behold, they ended up at the same spot, choosing what they thought was the prime seat in the whole arena. AKBeemer’s hand got stuck in a tight spot while trying to, well, I’m not sure what he was trying to do. :eek1<o:p></o:p>
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    It looks like Cappy wants to sneak up on this unsuspecting vision of ample loveliness, a baseball-loving Maggie, and hit either her or AKBeemer over the head with his big wrench. <o:p></o:p>
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    What will these two troublemakers do next? <o:p></o:p>

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    P.S. Cappy - please notice that in this photo I removed the pink skirt, pink pumps and pink beret you wear while dancing. I didn't want you to get too embarrassed. :evil

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  12. HayDuchessLives

    HayDuchessLives Loquita

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    Oh man, I'll be in the SW in a couple weeks, so I'm bummed I'll miss out on a winter ride where I won't need studs.:cry Wait, I should clarify and say where I won't need studded tires. Single women can always use a good stud or two. :lol3

    I think it's time for me to sign out now....
  13. Tom S

    Tom S Can I ride it? Supporter

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    Would ya ride one of these Bat Scooter lookin’ things, say to Dawson?
    Would ya ride one anywhere at all?
    Looks like someone here bought one. 400+lbs., 250cc, & 13” wheels. WTF?
    It’s a Yamaha Morphidite ... or somethin’ like that. :uhoh
    Oh well. Different strokes & all that ....

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  14. HayDuchessLives

    HayDuchessLives Loquita

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    Hey MotoMamma, nice job with the Maggie sighting photo! She's pretty darn bouyant. I want to get your expert opinion. Do you thnk this photo is a sighting of Fite - frivolously frolicking in the frozen snow? :eek1 Any guy who skinny dips and snorkels in the snow sure has my admiration. I hope nothing freezes!

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  15. KHud

    KHud Survivor Supporter

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    I was brought up not to pick on girls, the elderly or the mentally infirm. Hat Trick?
  16. legion

    legion Honking the Horn

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    That's got to be one of those whack jobs from Kodiak. Maybe Fairbanks.

    I've met a bunch of 'em and there's no way to make 'em blend.

    Some serious shame there. Hope the dude's got a full face helmet.
  17. KHud

    KHud Survivor Supporter

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    Hey!!!! Do not mock the home of the Beautiful People!!!!

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  18. legion

    legion Honking the Horn

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    Looks like she might've ditched the maternity togs just a tad prematurely there. :lol3
  19. MotoMamma

    MotoMamma Living Life

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    Nah this guy is too short...:lol3:lol3

    Could be Katoomer:rofl:rofl:rofl

  20. beamertwin

    beamertwin Paul

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    muffin top !