This Place Is Boring

Discussion in 'Alaska' started by KHud, Dec 13, 2010.

  1. SRA

    SRA Why is the rum gone?

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    Well, yes it is better than Maggie. Although I've seen more muscle on a spotted weak fish. :lol3

    Just kidding! 20 years ago I showed a coworker a picture of my best friend(without a shirt) holding up a really nice 30" speckled trout. My coworker said (who did not know my friend) that fish has more muscle than he does.

    he he he

    I drag that one out every year...


    (much to my friend's chagrin :lol3)
  2. boxter

    boxter n00b

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    I'm so BORED I'm reading this thread!

    b:wink:
  3. SRA

    SRA Why is the rum gone?

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    Ya, I can't believe I actually posted that account which has no amusement value to anyone but me.

    That was more than boring.

    Carry on.
  4. HayDuchessLives

    HayDuchessLives Loquita

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    Hi Boxter,

    I noticed you have outstandingly excellent taste in one of the bikes you own (the DR650)! But isn't Willow the place they send rejects from Palinville, possible social outcasts with "redneck" tendencies who think their tractor is sexy???? :rofl It's been pretty darn cold in Willow. I hope you have an extremely warm hat to cover up your head with!



    :D
  5. legion

    legion Honking the Horn

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    Tuesdays suck ass for Boxter.

    If you see this bud... know a bunch of us are pulling for you. :thumb
  6. SRA

    SRA Why is the rum gone?

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    One more post to get that albino snow walrus off the front page when I log on.
  7. Tom S

    Tom S Can I ride it? Supporter

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    Fer sure! :nod [​IMG]
  8. KHud

    KHud Survivor Supporter

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  9. AKtracks

    AKtracks Kilted Fükengrüver

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    You need a better porn collection, Beemer. That's just terrible.
  10. KHud

    KHud Survivor Supporter

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    You should see her sneeze............. now that appeals to the prurient interests.
  11. Tom S

    Tom S Can I ride it? Supporter

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    A man and a woman were sitting beside each other in the first class section of an airplane.

    The woman sneezed, took out a tissue, gently wiped her nose, and then visibly shuddered for ten to fifteen seconds.

    The man went back to his reading. A few minutes later, the woman sneezed again, took a tissue, wiped her nose, then shuddered violently once more.

    Assuming that the woman might have a cold, the man was still curious about the shuddering. A few more minutes passed when the woman sneezed yet again.

    As before, she took a tissue, wiped her nose, her body shaking ever more than before.

    Unable to restrain his curiosity, the man turned to the woman and said, "I couldn't help but notice that you've sneezed three times, wipe your nose and then shudder violently. Are you OK?"

    "I am sorry if I disturbed you, I have a very rare medical condition; whenever I sneeze I have an orgasm."

    The man, more than a bit embarrassed, was still curious. "I have never heard of that condition before" he said. "Are you taking anything for it?"

    The woman nodded, "Pepper."
  12. KHud

    KHud Survivor Supporter

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    A man was sitting on a blanket at the beach. He had no arms and no legs.

    Three women, from England, Wales, and Ireland, were walking past and felt sorry for the poor man.

    The English woman said, 'Have you ever had a hug?' The man said, 'No,' so she gave him a hug and walked on.

    The Welsh woman said, 'Have you ever had a kiss?' The man said, 'No,' so she gave him a kiss and walked on.

    The Irish woman came to him and said, 'ave ya ever been fooked laddie?'

    The man broke into a big smile and said, ‘no’.

    She said, 'Aye - Ya will be when the tide comes in.'
  13. KHud

    KHud Survivor Supporter

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    Repeat to following words rapidly until you sound like an Irishman......

    Whale Oil Beef Hooked
  14. SRA

    SRA Why is the rum gone?

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    I am sofa king we todd did.
  15. CappyRidesAgain

    CappyRidesAgain Nom nom nom

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    agreed :lol3
  16. AKTroy

    AKTroy BE AWARE OF TRAINS

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    OK.

    What do these have in commen.

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    :lol3
  17. KL5A

    KL5A Bugs are the new black

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    dick-taters. Get the hook, NEXT!
  18. legion

    legion Honking the Horn

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    That's nasty.


    Now back to your regular wholesome programming...


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  19. legion

    legion Honking the Horn

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    The batmobile dude just got rucked.

    Just thought I'd toss it out there before Tom heard. He probably won't see that it was a good idea to bypass the HD for it. :lol3

    Never ridden anything that actually had a full size backrest on it that was bigger than the seat. Mighty unusual. It also gets warm enough that the ignition kicks out and won't restart after it gets done dragging my fat ass up the hill. Protesting won't cut it. A skinnier rider might be a better rider though for this little devil.
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    Dawson won't be safe this year! Looks like... THIS:

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