To all you tossers with loud pipes !

Discussion in 'Australia' started by Eaglebeak, Jul 11, 2020.

  1. Eaglebeak

    Eaglebeak All roads rider, West Oz.

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    Just grow up will ya !

    I am just back from Freo, tried to sit with a coffee and the paper.

    One fat gutted, all in black, weekend warrior after another goes past.
    Solos and groups, on all types of bikes, from Harley’s, Ducati’s, custom Japs, even some Orange things.
    And EVERY BLOODY ONE with a fucking stupid accessory loud pipe ! !

    Three fucking Ducati’s decide they have to start their bikes before they put on their branded Ducati jackets, helmets and gloves !
    They probably have fucking Ducati branded underwear too !

    And the bloody engine noise from some of those stupid, useless, can’t go touring ‘cos they have no racks and frames, Ducati’s is as loud as their bloody stupid accessory exhausts.

    For the last time, a loud pipe DOES NOT make your tiny penis any bloody bigger !

    You’re still a fat gutted old tosser than leaves derision and scorn in your wake after you blip your throttle a million bloody times and then power up a 50kph Street at redline.

    You are nothing but ‘wanna be’ pretend outlaws.
    Tomorrow you’ll be back in your boring office jobs, wearing your beige cardigans, dreaming of next weekend when you can play dress ups again and get your jollies being a (noisy) “somebody” . . . because you obviously are NOT getting it at home ! !


    There’s an reason for the old adage, “fast riders have quiet pipes”.
    Think about it you fucking dickheads !






    Rant over.
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  2. nevgriff64

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    Not a bad effort Andrew but possibly could have thrown in a "cockwomble" or two for an extra point. :lol3
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  3. BygDaddee

    BygDaddee Where do I get a pie

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    Yes but did they have a nice note
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  4. ktmgeoff

    ktmgeoff Remember it's not a race!

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    I think his blood pressure is rising cause he's not getting it at home either....:lol3
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  5. Rider 101

    Rider 101 Time poor

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    What about a fucktard or two! Or maybe use the English language with a little more eloquence!

    Jokes aside I don't understand the Harley ( or other makes ) straight through pipe. It gives lefties and greenies more ammunition to outlaw our sport.
    All my previous enduro bikes had standard mufflers albeit with the db killer removed. They could never be described as offensive.
    My F8GS had a Pommy made Quill slip on. It had a sweet low purr that was almost a pleasure to listen to. I think the Cat in the header cuts down a shit load of earsplitting bark.
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  6. gsjam

    gsjam Been here awhile

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    But Andrew we all know loud pipes save lives 1
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  7. bigborett

    bigborett Hipster Supporter

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    Never found I could get my dick into a standard pipe.
    That's why I go an open style muffler.

    Now come here my little beauty.
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  8. tHEtREV

    tHEtREV Encouragement award recipient. tEAM iDIOT.

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    And they were all alive so that goes to prove it is true.
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  9. tHEtREV

    tHEtREV Encouragement award recipient. tEAM iDIOT.

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    I used to blame the Davidson riders for the loud pipe thing, but I am pretty sure there is more dirt bikes getting around with obnoxiously loud pipes with no packing in them.

    I live near a motorway and at night the only sound you hear is loud sport bikes doing fly buys at least 150.
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  10. Russ

    Russ Let's ride.

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    What these idiots don't realise is that the cop with the radar hears them and he has them in his sights, before they can see him.
    Keep a low noise profile and the cops are also more likely to cut you some slack if they do ping you.
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  11. Dave Ward

    Dave Ward I don't even know where the box is.

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  12. Gigitt

    Gigitt Adventurer

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    No such thing as a quiet GP, F1 or NASCAR race - unless you turn down the sound on ya telly
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  13. BygDaddee

    BygDaddee Where do I get a pie

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    you can see the difference though can’t you ?
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  14. AUSSIEADV

    AUSSIEADV 2wo left foots

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    Another cranky old bustard thread! Cuwool! :gerg

    I dont mind the noise. Its when and where its used.
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  15. Blakduk

    Blakduk Don’t be too practical.

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    I agree with the OP. Except Ducati’s, they sound cool and I also look cool on it on my way to coffee in shorts, socks and sandals.
    We like to warm up our motors so there is less chance that they wear out. Do you know how much a Desmo valve check costs?
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  16. Uncle Crumpet

    Uncle Crumpet Long timer

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    is this from your own research?
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  17. CJL00

    CJL00 Who said top boxes are useless?

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    Went to a track day at Lakeside a few decades back with a Ducati group, had a good day then back to where we were staying and imbibed considerably until about 3am. Next morning i staggered to the underground carpark very sad and slow at 7am, taking my time to get going. Then it dawned on me as I looked around this concrete bunker as about 30 Ducatis all with before mentioned loud pipes about to start, get your bloody helmet on and get out of there quick or suffer serious noise induced hangover head pain.
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  18. tHEtREV

    tHEtREV Encouragement award recipient. tEAM iDIOT.

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    Well he does own a Harley...
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  19. Uncle Crumpet

    Uncle Crumpet Long timer

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    I think the correct term now is, "Man-itoris."
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  20. tomo8r

    tomo8r Long timer

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    Quality rant.

    Would read again.
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