TURKEY TROT IX Oct 13, 14, 15, 2017 Pensacola FL

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  1. ineptizoid

    ineptizoid I'm scared hold me

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    I declined?? That ain't like me, and I honestly have no recollection of it--but I'm glad I did the right thing for once:lol3

    Me & shine, it's a bad combination...trust me on this
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  2. YJake

    YJake Social Distancing Before It Was Cool Supporter

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  3. BluePill

    BluePill AARP Slacker

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    I think The Bard covered it very well, lo those many years ago......


    MACDUFF
    Was it so late, friend, ere you went to bed,
    That you do lie so late?


    10 PORTER
    'Faith sir, we were carousing till the second cock. And drink, sir, is a great provoker of three things.

    MACDUFF
    What three things does drink especially provoke?


    PORTER
    Marry, sir, nose-painting, sleep, and urine. Lechery, sir, it provokes and unprovokes. It provokes the desire, but it takes away the performance. Therefore, much drink may be said to be an equivocator with lechery. It makes him, and it mars him; it sets him on, and it takes him off; it persuades him, and disheartens him; makes him stand to and not stand to; in conclusion, equivocates him in a sleep, and, giving him the lie, leaves him.

    MACDUFF
    I believe drink gave thee the lie last night.





    (Reminds me of a Trot Story, but we shall have none of that now)
  4. ineptizoid

    ineptizoid I'm scared hold me

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    "It provokes the desire, but it takes away the performance."

    Wish I'd have understood the truth of that back when I was a young feller...
  5. mjcowan

    mjcowan dirtbikemike

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  6. jeepgeek2002

    jeepgeek2002 Long timer

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    DB? hows those designs for the Tshirts going?
  7. jeepgeek2002

    jeepgeek2002 Long timer

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    any rain poncho's? hi viz?
  8. YJake

    YJake Social Distancing Before It Was Cool Supporter

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    I thought the chuckleheads settled on tie dye?

    We already did gray :deal.

    -Jake
  9. jeepgeek2002

    jeepgeek2002 Long timer

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    with tiedye we can substitute Karken with Mary-Jane and all the hunters will love us!
  10. Chicken Helmet

    Chicken Helmet I'm A Stumper™

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    This.
  11. ineptizoid

    ineptizoid I'm scared hold me

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    Oh they can't possibly love us any more than they already do.:raabia

    As for the shirts, I vote for the cheapest color, just because I'm a KLRista. But really, any color is fine, as long as it's not hot pink.:lol3
  12. jeepgeek2002

    jeepgeek2002 Long timer

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    he said hi viz.. hot pink is considered hi viz
  13. tomcat125

    tomcat125 Lazy Bum

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    I like the hi-viz colors, but they stain very easily. I have ruined almost all my light colored tee's working on the bikes.
  14. YJake

    YJake Social Distancing Before It Was Cool Supporter

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    I only wear mine out on special occasions. :queenie

    @BluePill likes tie dye.
    IMG_2751.JPG

    I'm torn between tie dye, fluorescent orange, and purple. :dunno

    -Jake
  15. ineptizoid

    ineptizoid I'm scared hold me

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    I've rurnt a bunch that way too--now I wear black shirts for bike maintenance! Hey, there's an idea--what about black Turkey Trot shirts?
  16. Barney

    Barney I reckon so

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    Black's just a darker shade of gray.:nod

    I'm in for a large shit either way.:thumb
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  17. jeepgeek2002

    jeepgeek2002 Long timer

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    is the shit black or is the turkey black?
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    Chicken Helmet I'm A Stumper™

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    I'm partial to purple...purple tie dye would guarantee I won't sit naked by the fire.
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  19. Chicken Helmet

    Chicken Helmet I'm A Stumper™

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    Izzat a turkey or a chucklehead?
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  20. jeepgeek2002

    jeepgeek2002 Long timer

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    A ChuckleTurkey!
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