WARPED XI - The Official Thread!

Discussion in 'West – California, the desert southwest and whatev' started by Bonerov, Dec 7, 2014.

  1. Number8teen

    Number8teen Rascal Whore Super Supporter

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    Bicyclists are big enough assholes when sober, no need to likker em up.
  2. scottmac

    scottmac Long timer

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    It's the PEDS...
  3. tag3

    tag3 Doofus

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    Hey, Hey, Hey, I fix those assholes bicycles. Yep, I could use another beer.
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  4. scottmac

    scottmac Long timer

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    My nephew Ben is on the
    Aptos High mountain bike team.

    They are the state champions two years in a row at the HS level.

    Ben is rated like 22 in the freakin' state as of last year.

    He's gonna be better this year...
  5. Gerg

    Gerg The Destroyer

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    HEY! It's December and I don't see any new threads!!!
    Buncha slacking HDICs
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  6. Y E T I

    Y E T I Unpossible

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    Hipsters don't get up until noon. Geez, Gergybear, you should know that. They don't up at the ass-crack of dawn like us old farts. :gerg

    I'm sure the sign up thread will be up by 1. Or 4. Maybe.
  7. Gerg

    Gerg The Destroyer

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    Up by the crack of noon...

    wonder if anyone has even contacted MRA yet? :oscar

    To be fair, Arron started this thread on the 7th.
  8. Y E T I

    Y E T I Unpossible

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    Fixed.





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  9. DSM8

    DSM8 Where fun goes to die....

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    NIX the balloons and petting zoo?!!
    Are you fucking DAFT!!
    We need those to keep Ted occupied so he leaves the rest of us alone, although I should question why he specifically asked for a pygmy goat...
    ..maybe the balloons to suspend the goat for....
    Nope never mind don't want to know....
  10. Sasquatch2112

    Sasquatch2112 Old Angry White Guy (OAWG)

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    The balloons are for you. There will be just one that is underinflated by 2 PSI, now go find it! See you in a day or two!
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  11. DSM8

    DSM8 Where fun goes to die....

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    WTF Do I look like, a New England Patriot ?
  12. Shunka

    Shunka Supervision Required Supporter

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    Well your profile pic shows you in Boston....
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  13. DSM8

    DSM8 Where fun goes to die....

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    Cheers on catching that....
  14. Sasquatch2112

    Sasquatch2112 Old Angry White Guy (OAWG)

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    I thought he would have changed that by now. :imaposer
  15. stoke

    stoke ocean minded

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    Ha ha.

    Ok dickheads, just so you know, yes MRA has been contacted. I am waiting on confirmation from them prior to posting the new thread. Trust me, I'm looking forward to it. And it's time.

    Also after one glass of absinthe, I just switched over to Oban 14. Really nice stuff. I was on a bourbon kick for awhile there due to you guys, but now exploring scotch and rye whiskeys.

    Next up, due to this thread, I did some research with not only a Sheriff friend of mine, but a buddy that got a DUI. Turns out, you CAN get a DUI on a bicycle. Which I think is crazy. The DUI guy had a Rancho Santa Fe super rich housewife in his mandatory class that got a DUI on a HORSE! You know, one of those Socal pill and wine moms. I mean, cmon, a horse will take you home even if you are dead drunk on it's own. Insane. Well, whatever. By the time I get home on that belt drive beauty, it's been breathed out anyway. Not the easiest commute in the world.

    Also bike guys: there are high school mountain bike teams now? Really? That is awesome. 18 - I have heard in SF bicyclists are running rampant. One killed a ped or something.

    DSM8: not goats. Sheep. All of the organs and parts are on par with human size, which is why they're used in a lot of studies.
  16. DSM8

    DSM8 Where fun goes to die....

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    Hey I don't ask about the fetishes..you were the one all amp-ed up about a pygmy goat...if you want a pygmy sheep instead what ever...

    And yea you can get a DUI on pretty much anything, and if your walking they can still nail you for public intoxication. But you already knew about that one...
  17. Gerg

    Gerg The Destroyer

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    Ted and company, If you haven't figured it out yet, MRA is terrible at getting back to you in a timely manner. It's their off season so everyone is working part time at best. Sometimes it's hard to give a shit when the paychecks are so small. Be persistent and they will (maybe) get back to you.

    Good Luck!
    Gerg
  18. DaFoole

    DaFoole Well Marbled... Supporter

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    What he said... :nod
  19. Number8teen

    Number8teen Rascal Whore Super Supporter

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    We need to put a character limit on your posts. :lol3

    Also I thought it was common knowledge that you can get a bike DUI but maybe I'm just an alcoholic who needs that information. Given your weird absinthe fetish I'd say the info is pertinent to your lifestyle as well.
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  20. scottmac

    scottmac Long timer

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    Can we still let you rep us if you get a DUI???:lol3