WARPED XV April 25th-28th 2019

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  1. tag3

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    Event sign in link here, https://goo.gl/forms/JO0zYZnAG0Ohl7Wb2

    T shirt prices: $18 for xsmall to xl, xxl and up will be $20. Cut off date to order will be March 18th!!
    Paypal treygress@yahoo.com Friends and family please. Include the quantity, size and your username in the paypal comment section!!

    Silipint will be pint size glow in the dark and be priced at $15 each. I am ordering a bunch and will have some left to sell at the event.
    Paypal treygress@yahoo.com Friends and family please. Include the quantity you would like and your username in the paypal comment section.

    I'll be updating the site info here in a while

    Basic Info:
    What:
    Riding, drinking, eating, sleeping, etc.
    When: April 25-28 (for early birds) or April 26-28 (for the slackers).
    Why: Cuz it's fun.
    Who: Everyone who's anyone. Ample riding for dirt, street and nice campground if you just want to sit around and heckle the people who try to ride through their hangovers all weekend.
    Where: Mountain and River Adventures Campground
    15775 Sierra Way Kernville CA, 93238
    MRA'S website is here: http://www.mtnriver.com/
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    The Cause:
    On Saturday night during the raffle and wedding, we will collect donations for the Stewards of the Sequoia (http://www.stewardsofthesequoia.org/) so bring a little cash Saturday if you'd like to donate. Rally funds surplus, if there is any, also goes to this cause.

    Camping:
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    Sites 10,11,13,16, 17 are reserved. Site 19 will be party central.
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    WARPED And Kernville, CA Information

    Kernville eats and drinks:

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    • Kern River Brewing
    • RiverKern General Store
    • Cracked Egg Cafe
    • Cheryl's Diner


    What's the riding like?

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    What's the rally like?

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    Riding Resources:

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    In list. I'll change the color of the name after payment, after I get the figures for the stuff and such.

    Blue Mule
    rider 914
    SpongeRob
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    Fuck @Team Vegas
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    oldoval
    Socal Rob
    High Country Herb
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    DSM8 shit
    Bravo Zulu this guy keeps PM'ng me, what the fuck? Oh, and he is a real dick.
    nony mouse
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    CVAN

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    Shunka + the woman who puts up with his stupid shit..
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    MrKiwi longest kilometers traveled
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    Distant thunder and then comes Stormy
    turdfergeson Out and donating monies to the cause. Pat on the back to the boy.
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    WARPED 2019 Rules

    1. No bitching
    2. See rule 1
    3. Dogs - If you bring your dog, plan to watch it and take care of it and pick up its shit. If there is dog shit left in any sites I will personally collect it and mail it to anyone who brought a dog - so dog owners, keep each other honest.
      1. Note: If I remember, I will bring dog doo doo bags such that it will be very convenient for pup owners to clean up after their dogs.
      2. Note 2: Please follow any and all campground rules about dogs. Dogs must be leashed, cleaned up after immediately and attended at all times (don't leave to go riding with your dog in a tent/car/etc.). http://www.mtnriver.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/Campground-Rules.pdf
    4. Even if you're not staying at MRA, rally fees apply if you want to attend/drink beer/eat pizza, etc.
    5. Follow all campground rules: http://www.mtnriver.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/Campground-Rules.pdf
    6. In regard to rule 3. If I find dog shit I will rub it on my already stinky body and climb into your sleeping bag or sheets. Try me.
    7. If you get so loaded you fall into the fire, I'll close the grate over you.
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    Stuff you could win! The first letter is a link to our sponsors websites.
    Double take mirrors
    EDS Lights
    Kriega Bags
    Mosko moto
    Motion Pro
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    Personal Responsibility

    Folks, for those that will be first timers, pay attention. For those returning, you just might be one of the folks I'm talking about

    Yes, this IS the Western Adventure Riders Party and Endurance Drinking event. Endurance means your ability to continue doing it, not getting so drunk that someone else has to look after your sorry ass. We've been very lucky with the drinking, no alcohol poisoning (although Green Boots might disagree), and most important, nobody has been hurt outside of a hangover. Let's keep it that way!

    If your buddy is so drunk he's staggering uncontrollably, help him get safely to their campsite. Staggering around the rocks or campfire is a recipe for disaster. Help them stagger to a SAFE place to pass out!

    And those that want to argue with the nobody has gotten hurt, @Blue Mule and @CVAN were both totally sober when they crashed. That doesn't count in this context.

    Drunk is fine, Stupid isn't...

    I've been to EVERY one of these and would like to continue enjoying doing so...

    Gerg

    And I have not been to every one of these, but agree.

    HDIC
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    warped tshirt.jpg silipint.jpg T shirt and silipint art.
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    Tentative Beer Selection.
    Once again, we're in the fold with Kern River Brewing
    Our selections this year shall be:

    Isabella Blonde Ale for Thursday Night
    Sequoia Red Ale and Just Outstanding IPA for Friday and Saturday.
    Along with a select tap or two from the @Shunka Brewery to be determined (and rationed :evil )

    This years @Shunka beer brew fest has been posted. Here is a link.
    https://advrider.com/f/threads/shunkas-5th-annual-warped-brewhaha-jan-26th-2019.1354382/

    The only firm tap time is for the Blonde Ale... the others shall be dispensed as required.
    Typically we have two choices on tap at all times, unless you're a thirsty bunch and drink 'em dry early.

    Subject to change, your mileage may vary, no warranty expressed or implied.

    LEAVE YOUR FUCKING MITS OFF THE CO2!!!!!!! If there is an issue please notify the HDIC or one of his Minions.
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    A very strange thread, this is. I should ask @tag3 how a guy gets on the list. There's probably a link or address to send money to, I would expect.
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    Are you in?
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  14. Team Vegas

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    That should cover my inability to commit for a little while

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    @Team Vegas has the sign up sheet, please bring your $20 in quarters
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    Can't, getting married.

    Should post them up tonight or tomorrow or something.
    It's like a heinz ketchup commercial.
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