Le Introduction Here weee gooo! Hello! Welcome to our story, more of a fairy tale as it where… We are honored this great forum of the interwebz allows us the ability to tell the tale of surviving 10 inches of Oklahoma. That's right, all 10 inches GUY!! (Or is it Ghee??) What you'll read next consists of pure epic-ness, so sit down and grab a beer, or 6 and let's dig in! Backstory A little bit about us, so you know what to expect (Or regrettably decide to exit this browser) A previous accomplishment of terrorizing the state of Kentucky without getting arrested: Yankee Pigs https://advrider.com/f/threads/kat-2019-yankee-pigs-southern-poverty-tour-round-2.1411309/ This story goes like this… One foggy Tuesday evening at a private club, amongst several Yankee degenerates a conversation began. This chat, along with your friend and mine - Rick "10 inches" JonEs consisted of a scheme for a spring ride. He talked for a long while, I listened some... Some things of note: Buffalo's, Ghost Towns, Some old retired racer by the nickname "Air-Time", Wide open spaces, 6th gear pinned, Railroad robbery sites, etc… Plenty of good places to trespass and explore. Where you ask? Fucking Oklahoma! That's right. That said, several of the Yankee pigs raised their hands quicker than Fred's nipples get erect (More on that later, wish I was joking) We phoned our cousin (another delinquent Yank) in Jersey and he was on-board immediately. I couldn’t wait to be in the middle of butt fuck Oklahoma with all these bastards doing hookers n blow! Expectations were high!