Yet another bear question

Discussion in 'Alaska' started by squonker, Feb 6, 2008.

  1. KL5A

    KL5A Bugs are the new black

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    "The Viking Long Bike terrorized the villages along the North Sea coast for upwards of a millenium, bearing it's deadly cargo of bloodthirsty berserkers spoiling for a proper looting, pillaging and raping..."
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  2. squonker

    squonker Stupid is the new norm

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    I see it too. Holy smokes, a stretch bike.

    How can it bear the weight of all those people?
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  3. Ride2ADV

    Ride2ADV World Shrinkers Super Supporter

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    When he rides it to the beach in AK it must be to the Bearing Sea.
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  4. squonker

    squonker Stupid is the new norm

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    I wonder whether the engine has a nice growl to it
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  5. friar mike

    friar mike IronButtGruver

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    :rofl :lol3 :poser :oscar :jack man about all thats left to do with this theard is grin and bear it.:kat :doh
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  6. squonker

    squonker Stupid is the new norm

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    When this thread finally dies, will they all become spirit bear jokes?
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  7. Ride2ADV

    Ride2ADV World Shrinkers Super Supporter

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    I agree, we've been "bear"ragged with puns, resulting in a verbal flow not unlike one might get after having a "bear"ium enema.

    Soon we'll have to build a "bear"ier to save ourselves from bear "bear"ons who've left us with nothing but "bear"en wastelands.

    Oh the humanity!!!!!
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  8. squonker

    squonker Stupid is the new norm

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    Oh my gosh, you'd bear-ter quit while you're ahead...
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  9. Ride2ADV

    Ride2ADV World Shrinkers Super Supporter

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    OK, one final question...

    If you kick a grizzly in the nuts, can he still sing bearitone?
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  10. squonker

    squonker Stupid is the new norm

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    Just. I mean barely. I mean...oh heck, I don't know.

    If you take all the teeth out of a grizzly, does it become a gummi? Ha! Chew on that one for a while...
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  11. friar mike

    friar mike IronButtGruver

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    I don't know you will have to ask sugar bear
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    can't get enuff of super sugar crisp's:lol3
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  12. friar mike

    friar mike IronButtGruver

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    I can't bear this one minite longer I got to take a leak.:lol3
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  13. nvdlboy

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    i can't stand it any longer, how much longer must we bear this silliness.
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  14. rapidrider

    rapidrider rapidrider

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    Just BEAR with the thread! :rofl
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  15. kodiakfrank

    kodiakfrank Gloria's Cheerleader

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    I hate to be the bear-er of bad news but this grizzly conversation has polar-ized the fine folks of the GNW.

    With all of the panda-ring going on, it's no wonder that some feel as if they are being bated into an un-bear-able situation by those who's lips drip with honey.

    This thread has truly become a den of iniquity in which I can no longer participate; I can not bear to linger here any longer.

    I am off to talk to a Yogi (in his Smokie abode) about the lingering Booboo this tread has left on my soul.


    :lol3
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  16. squonker

    squonker Stupid is the new norm

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    :clap :clap :clap Superb!!!!:clap :clap :clap Best so far. Proper job, that is. I shall try my best to beat it, but it won't happen over night. Perhaps I'll bring this thread out of hibernation in the spring and post my best then.
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  17. kodiakfrank

    kodiakfrank Gloria's Cheerleader

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    :getiton





    :lol3


    It's been a looong winter.
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  18. friar mike

    friar mike IronButtGruver

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    No Frank is more like:flug :flug you have set the BeAR awful high with that bit.:bow thanks for bearing your soul.:rofl :oscar :poser stay out of Gloria's meds next time.:lol3
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  19. friar mike

    friar mike IronButtGruver

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    well when its all said and done all you need is the bear necessities.:augie :lol3
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    man its time to take my meds.
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  20. Ride2ADV

    Ride2ADV World Shrinkers Super Supporter

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    I know when I'm beat... :jomomma

    I bear my jugular to kodiakfrank and squonker.

    So I'm off to take my drugs for my bi-Polar disorder brought about by a beary bad upbringing. Because of my disorder, I often dream about Ursula Andress, bear naked on a bear rug, bearing all, for all to see, when suddenly she turns into a bear.

    I can't bear to take this so I go to my doctor who tells me its a burden that I'll probably have to bear for the rest of my life. He then tells me to go see a shrink who I can bearly afford to pay. She says that dreaming of bears is not uncommon but dreaming of a bare bear is.

    She told me to go on vacation and to get away from it all... Relax and see some of the country. So I thought I would go somewhere peaceful and quiet like Alaska. Somewhere with natural beauty, mountains, pristine lakes and rivers, wildlife and... BEARS!!!!
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