You might be addicted to motorcycles if...

Discussion in 'The Perfect Line and Other Riding Myths' started by Skidmarkart, May 21, 2019.

  1. Skidmarkart

    Skidmarkart Dirty Middle Age Man Supporter

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    You've ever left your house to do anything other than get a motorcycle, and come home with a motorcycle.

    Your turn.
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  2. X-wing fighter

    X-wing fighter Do or Do not, There is no try!!!!!! Supporter

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    If you have to re arrange the motorcycles in your garage to fit another motorcycle!

    Next.
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  3. TurkeyRun

    TurkeyRun Been here awhile Supporter

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    (Not like I’d know anything about that....)
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  4. TurkeyRun

    TurkeyRun Been here awhile Supporter

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    Done that.

    Decided to get rid of a bike. Loaded up a couple days clothes and what not, and my title. Told Mrs “Going to get a bike, call ya in a few days”

    Came home 6 hours later with a new bike.
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  5. CPTCO

    CPTCO Been here awhile

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    You look at eBay and CL weekly (daily) "just in case".
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  6. zDollar Bill

    zDollar Bill Eat, Sleep, Ride, Repeat

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    Told the wife this will be the last motorcycle I buy, she laughed at me and said she wants it in writing this time...
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  7. X-wing fighter

    X-wing fighter Do or Do not, There is no try!!!!!! Supporter

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    it takes you longer to "gear up" and "gear down" than the actual time of your commute!
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  8. Skidmarkart

    Skidmarkart Dirty Middle Age Man Supporter

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    If your honeymoon hotel looked like this...

    hm.jpeg
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  9. MauiCowie

    MauiCowie Long timer

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    Relegate your nice convertible to living under a cover outside so you can fill the garage with motorcycles AND get a 10x20 storage unit to hold even more motorcycles.
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  10. X-wing fighter

    X-wing fighter Do or Do not, There is no try!!!!!! Supporter

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    Your most prized possession is a KLX that both of your children learned to ride motorcycles on!
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  11. shoeb

    shoeb Long timer

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    Hey! I resemble that remark!
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  12. Ginger Beard

    Ginger Beard Instagram @motopossum

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    Your bikes get ridden daily and your truck sits on a tender.
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  13. Schmokel

    Schmokel Key to Happiness: Low Expectations

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    You can't walk 10' without checking your peripherals.
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  14. Backlund

    Backlund Been here awhile Supporter

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    I just rent an off-site garage for "nice convertible" (Miata MX-5). Two car attached garage has a Nissan Murano, old Nissan Frontier pickup, and four motorcycles.
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    riggpigg Known,but not famous Super Supporter Supporter

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  16. darmahman

    darmahman "Illogically Deluded" Supporter

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    OMG!!
    You win !
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  18. Schmokel

    Schmokel Key to Happiness: Low Expectations

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    Welp. /thread
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  19. riggpigg

    riggpigg Known,but not famous Super Supporter Supporter

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    Not all mine, some pix are of my friends places and they truly are sick. Beyond cure and intervention. I truly am thankful tha't I dont like cars or boats or airplanes. But I do play musical battery tenders........
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  20. HuntWhenever

    HuntWhenever Motorcicle Commuter

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    I was at the parts counter getting some oil for a late-in-the-year oil change (I dare not say what type of oil :hide) and the guy at the counter was asking if I needed any fuel stabilizer for winter storage. One of the sales guys that knew me overheard and chuckled, saying something to the effect of "You might sell him that for his car".
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