Funny quotes you find in motorcycle threads :-)

Discussion in 'Australia' started by Big Willy, Jun 29, 2018.

  1. Big Willy

    Big Willy Gen. Italia

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  2. hunter_greyghost

    hunter_greyghost XS650 Allroads Traveller

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    "How come you crashed, ambition overcame ability ?"

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  3. hunter_greyghost

    hunter_greyghost XS650 Allroads Traveller

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    Overheard @ Moonan Flat beergarden - two ADV BMW riders looking at my bike - 'Kenny Krazyhorse'
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    " Just riding that would be the 'adventure' ! "

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  4. Woody2627

    Woody2627 Grey Wobbler

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  5. dirtsurfer

    dirtsurfer Adventourer

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  6. Not the Messiah

    Not the Messiah Old enough to know better, but slow learnin'

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    Quoting a mate of No1 Son, explaining an off: "I got into a corner too hot, and ran out of talent".
    I like the honesty..

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  7. Paul124ac

    Paul124ac Long timer

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    “Slipperier than deer guts on a door knob”

    @UncleGra about a week ago in “This Is”. Still giggling.
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  8. Reefdog

    Reefdog Been here awhile

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    colder than a witches TIT
    or
    colder than a nun's nasty
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  9. fayeslane

    fayeslane Rankest of amateurs

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    "Couldn't ride out of sight on a dark night"
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  10. BOOTLACE

    BOOTLACE Bikie Scum.

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    Old mate, describing a failed move on the fairer sex the previous pissed evening.
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  11. Gasman_ADV

    Gasman_ADV Been here awhile

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    Back in the younger days I was doing the travel half way around Oz thing.

    Sitting in a toilet cubical in a country pub someware in NSW...

    Overhear two blokes..

    Looks like you are getting on pretty good with so and so (insert girls name here)....
    Yea no she's good mate .....noware as good a root as her twin sister but still good...

    Silence....wot ...really ...ok....

    Na her sister is a far better root mate......


    Na mate just kidding !!

    :) :)

    Poor prick lol
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  12. UncleGra

    UncleGra Road Grime

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    It's" Slicker than......came from a quote by The Dillards.. a U.S. Bluegrass band..a long time ago..
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  13. robbiedobbie

    robbiedobbie Robbiemyboy

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    "more rattles than a rich kids pram"
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  14. MultiDV8

    MultiDV8 Adventurer

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    Flatter than a shitcarters hat
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  15. Reefdog

    Reefdog Been here awhile

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    slippery as a butcher's prick
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  16. Reefdog

    Reefdog Been here awhile

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    I'm as dry as a wooden god
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  17. Woody2627

    Woody2627 Grey Wobbler

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    Leave me out of it fella. :dirtdog
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  18. kipo

    kipo South Australian Tiger Resistance Group

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    Gunerdo fromwanerbe

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  20. fayeslane

    fayeslane Rankest of amateurs

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