Funny quotes you find in motorcycle threads :-)

Discussion in 'Australia' started by Big Willy, Jun 29, 2018.

  1. numbat

    numbat Been here awhile

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    True enough, I’m obviously an offender, caught up in the moment I guess.
    All too easy, but no less inexcusable.
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  2. bigborett

    bigborett Hipster

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    Tasmanian?

    I know this one will be gone.
  3. OldDog

    OldDog non impediti ratione cogitationis

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    A couple i had to use today,

    "Are ya bloody ears painted on mate?"

    and

    "Going off like a frog in a sock"
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  4. LOFTYBOB

    LOFTYBOB Burning up 98 Octane

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    Her arse looks like 2 wombats fighting in a hessian bag
  5. OldDog

    OldDog non impediti ratione cogitationis

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    Thats a good one Lofty. I once observed a young well endowed lady running across a carpark, clearly unrestrained. I mentioned that it looked like two tomcats fighting in a sugar bag.
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  6. Reefdog

    Reefdog Been here awhile

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    if its not the ass-hole of the world ,it is certainly the hair around it
  7. dirty dennis

    dirty dennis are we there yet

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    "All the brains of a racing ferret". I dont know how smart or otherwise ferrets are; or if anyone races them but I thought it sounded funny
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  8. MultiDV8

    MultiDV8 Adventurer

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    Flasher than a rat with a gold tooth
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  9. Dukehunt

    Dukehunt Lost in Translation Super Moderator

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    Gotta hair cut like a fastback racing ferret
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  10. JohnG.

    JohnG. Long timer

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    On the GSA1200:
    "You can't work on them anymore, they're all electronic.."
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  11. richo360

    richo360 Long timer

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    Just cos you've got a head like a spark plug don't make you a champion..

    Only two things come from Queensland... steers and queers, and you aint got horns boy. ( that one's for Winna)
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  12. Uncle Crumpet

    Uncle Crumpet Been here awhile

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    yep, that's right, saying a women is THAT attractive, you would do that(in jest) is offensive, not a compliment? I apologise for being an Australian man and having a sense of humour?
  13. chicky

    chicky BMW Rider

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    You don’t take ants to a picnic.
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  14. Valleyam

    Valleyam South Australian Tiger resistance group

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    Your a champion mate, got a head on you like a spark plug.
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  15. MultiDV8

    MultiDV8 Adventurer

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    He's a sidelight, not bright enough to be a headlight.
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  16. Russ

    Russ Long timer

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    This is a public forum read by a community, including women and children.
    Would you say that in the company of your wife or daughter/children?
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  17. Big Willy

    Big Willy Gen. Italia

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    I wont stir another man's porridge
    Gotta admit I'm surprised it's still there.

    Like you say, time and place although I think those times have long gone. Imperial measurements went out 50 years ago.

    Let's keep it out of the gutter
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  18. poppy

    poppy Slow and Steady

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    You don't need a long neck to be a goose.


    It was flopping around like a dogs dick.


    I'm as happy as dog with 2 dicks.


    It's fucked, mate, it's big time fucked.
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  19. bigborett

    bigborett Hipster

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    Head like a busted arsehole.
  20. bigborett

    bigborett Hipster

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    If it looks like shit, smells like shit and tastes like shit, it's probably shit.