Pacific NorthWetFest 2009 Come as you Are

Hey, I am in for the hell of it. I may never be the same after this coming weekend but you only live once.

Where have ya installed your time flux capacitor on your bike?

Go ahead...head here.

I am not going to make it this year.

First one here! Where's the bird? I have the match!

I'll be there this afternoon.

You guys and your darn fangled 2 wheeled thingamajigs. I bet your just gonna sit around some poorly built camp fire and talk about some sleek lookin connecting rod you saw once back in the seventies. Probably eating fried possum grits and seasoned squirrel nuts. Drinking coors light and listening to ABBA. Then you will probably wake up and put on your high falootin overalls and ride them damn machines through some meaningless wooded area with animals in your way and sunlight blinding your eyes. Ill bet you even tell stories about how some old guy named Petermen went hunting Wibbys in the woods and came back with a raging case od the Clapped R6. Some Fisherman came up and said the only cure was smother AppleJam all over the affected area. Once the Road rash looking problem starts to go away you have to go down to the OregonCoast and listen to music while trying to do the Zombie_Stomp. Nope I am not jealous at all nope not at all I tell ya. I mean I am serious I dont care one bit about any of it. As a matter of fact I bet I wont think about it once. Not once I tell ya. Nope No way NEVER. I dont care what happens. And just well :fyyff

:envy

I might show up Friday unless I don't.

Slayer some Beers. Burn some Dagwood. Rash some Road.

Stomp some CrazyBrit Zombies.

See what sorta Fisherman I can catch with Applejam (eww!)

I don't have reservations; which Sector should I camp in?

Heard the Sasquatch have Earwigs too.

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