Slogans ..... add yours.

Adventure is just another word for poor planning.

My grandfather used to tell me, "Get drunk, fall down, shit yourself, and be somebody".

One of my favorites "May the bird of wisdom shit on your head".

Technically, not 'mine' -

I wouldn't go to your funeral even if it was a full day's pay!

I wouldn't piss in your face if your nose was on fire.

Said to a salesman when he kept saying he had to talk to his manager about the deal....Am I talking to the monkey or the organ grinder... if the monkey then I am wasting my time.

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"There is no lifeguard in the gene pool."

"Life is just one relationship after another with brief periods of happiness in-between."

I like my bikes like I like my women: Top Heavy and Unstable!

slow cars and ugly women


also

live slow die whenever

"What do we want?
A cure for Tourettes.
When do we want it?
C*NT."

Don't dither, do it.

You may believe anything you choose. The universe is not obligated to keep a straight face.

Boldly going nowhere.

Too Stupid To Stop.

Dream.Map.Ride

D.u.m.b.tough

Faster horses, Younger women, More whiskey!
Its actually a bluegrass song.

I thought it was "younger horses, faster women and older whiskey".

Natural Selection only works if you let it....

"Say nothing and saw wood."